"Extraordinary Machine" is an album that Apple finished over two years ago, but which was quickly shelved by the sad corporate drones over at Sony because they didn't "hear a single" and because it doesn't sound exactly like Norah Jones and because they're, well, corporate drones. They dictate cultural tastes based on relatively narrow and often deeply ignorant criteria related to marketing and money and fear of the new and the different. This is what they do.
In other words, it was shelved because it's different, unique, a little eccentric, all bells and oompah horns and strings and oddly lovely circuslike arrangements, and you as the co-opted overmarketed oversold listening audience can't really handle anything like that, anything challenging or interesting or distinctive or deeply cool or lacking in prepackaged backbeats that sound just like Kelly Clarkson or maybe "American Idiot," even if it comes from an stupendously talented world-class Grammy-winning artist. Right? Isn't that you? Doesn't matter. This is what they believe.
But now, a hot new twist. The rest of "Extraordinary Machine" has, somehow, been leaked onto this fair Internet. All of it. Every song, some at first sounding not all that complete and some reportedly with only tentative titles, but, then again, a DJ at a radio station up in Seattle (the End 107.7) somehow managed to get his hands on the whole album and has apparently been playing almost every track and it's all much more finished and incredible than anyone thought.
And fans have been whipping the tracks into high-quality MP3s and splaying them all over the Net, and Rolling Stone and MTV and other media have picked up on the odd story, noting how fans are calling into the station like mad and most everyone loves the songs and protest Web sites like freefiona.com (alongside dedicated fan sites like fionaapple.org) have popped up to try and get some action and yet Sony refuses to actually release the album and the corporate drones remain mum and everyone's wondering just what the hell's going on.
1. pablo vazquez on March 28, 2005 3:18 PM writes...
YEAH!! ALL THIS MATTER IS A SONY's SHIT NOT TO EXTRACT THIS ALBUM THAT OF ASSURANCE IS WONDERFUL.HOW IT IS POSSIBLE THAT SO MANY "WANNABINGERS" RECORD AND PROMOTE SO MANY HORRIBLE DISCS AND THAT THE TALENTED APPLE RECORDS ONLY ONE AND DO NOT WANT TO PROMOTE IT GIVES ME A SORROW TO THINK SO MUCH THAT I WORK IN ORDER THAT ALONE END FOR THE BOLLAS OF ANYBODY PENDEJO OR ASSHOLE COULD NOT GO OUT TO THE SALE I SAY ONLY THAT SHOULD GIVE HER THE OPPORTUNITY OF THAT THE PEOPLE ANSWER. ALSO DISGUST GIVES THE IDEA OF THAT THE ALBUM IS TOTALLY LOWERED BY INTERNET EVERY DAY THAT ANOTHER SIGN KIERE SONY OF KNOWING THAT THE ALBUEM WILL BE MAYBE NOT A MEGA-HIT BUT IF A GOOD SUCCESS OJALA.ESTA IS MY OPINION AND THAT IS TAKEN IN ACCOUNT. XOXO PABLO FROM MEXICO
Permalink to Comment2. pablo vazquez on March 28, 2005 3:22 PM writes...
YEAH!! ALL THIS MATTER IS A SONY's SHIT NOT TO EXTRACT THIS ALBUM THAT OF ASSURANCE IS WONDERFUL.HOW IT IS POSSIBLE THAT SO MANY "WANNABINGERS" RECORD AND PROMOTE SO MANY HORRIBLE DISCS AND THAT THE TALENTED APPLE RECORDS ONLY ONE AND DO NOT WANT TO PROMOTE IT GIVES ME A SORROW TO THINK SO MUCH THAT I WORK IN ORDER THAT ALONE END FOR THE BALLS OF ANYBODY PENDEJO OR ASSHOLE COULD NOT GO OUT TO THE SALE I SAY ONLY THAT SHOULD GIVE HER THE OPPORTUNITY OF THAT THE PEOPLE ANSWER. ALSO DISGUST GIVES THE IDEA OF THAT THE ALBUM IS TOTALLY LOWERED BY INTERNET EVERY DAY THAT ANOTHER SIGN KIERE SONY OF KNOWING THAT THE ALBUEM WILL BE MAYBE NOT A MEGA-HIT BUT IF A GOOD SUCCESS OJALA.THIS IS MY OPINION AND THAT IS TAKEN IN ACCOUNT. XOXO PABLO FROM MEXICO
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